Tag: funny
group name: nyread
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March 16, 2007 12:26 AM EDT --
Do you know what BTDT, IYKWIM and ROTFLUTS* mean? It's the language of a new evolved species and if you're not into it, then you, my friend, are sliding down a slippery slope into . . . more
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August 18, 2008 05:25 AM EDT --
“ Bathroom behavior is an example of inelastic demand. ”
The price of fuel is killing the airlines. They are left with only two choices: “fee-for-all” or “free fall.”
The “fee-for-all” alternative . . . more
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . . more
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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March 31, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another bountiful day on Humor Monday - twenty plus of articles to tickle your funny bone.
WARNING: Reading ALL these humor articles at one sitting . . . more
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April 01, 2008 09:52 AM EDT --
After posting Writing Essentials: Humor Monday Update 3/31 the humor kept flowing in. I'm adding some of those here so they don't get missed by you who read the last Update and . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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May 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 97
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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June 03, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 102
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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June 25, 2008 08:54 AM EDT --
Thought~Byte No 1
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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July 25, 2007 10:51 PM EDT --
“Earth is not a planet, it's a project — a laboratory for intelligent design students.”
By supporting the teaching of ID (intelligent design) in schools, George Bush made a monkey . . . more
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August 05, 2007 03:18 PM EDT --
George Carlin does a piece where he advises us that there's a "mysterious and little-known stage of dying, the two-minute warning. Most people are not aware of it, but it does exist. Just as . . . more
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August 13, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
" … a common misperception women have, based on the flimsy evidence that they have never, ever, heard a man apologize."
Anna Quindlen wrote a column in Newsweek stating . . . more
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September 17, 2007 10:28 AM EDT --
"Next to me was a 300-pound lady orangutan in a tutu."
Like everything else in our technology-driven society, magic has become depersonalized, if not commonplace. My iPod, which is the . . . more
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